SAPIOSEXUALITY IS FREAKIN’ AWESOME.
It’s the sexuality wherein you’re turned on by intelligence (I’m probably misinterpreting this). But like. Whoa. How cool is that?
So, okay, hypothetical. If someone is sapiosexual, then do they derive pleasure from reading textbooks and stuff or does the intelligence have to come from a human source, and if so, does that mean they get off on listening to intellectual lectures and stuff (the sapiosexuals of the world are currently headdesking at my ignorance, but these are genuine questions of mine because I think this is my favorite of the sexualities)?
Because if so, I desperately want to be a sapiosexual person. Because, I mean, how useful is that? Like, if I could get off on (bluhbluh, double preposition) quantum physics and multivariable calculus the way that I can get off on (FJEWJOIFJWE) hot guys, I’d be smart as hell. I mean, I really enjoy English stuff and some social science-y stuff and even some actual science-y stuff, but I don’t feel particularly aroused by it. And yeah, it’s pretty darn cool when someone knows how to use lie/lay/laid correctly, but that’s not enough for me to want to jump their bones.
I just. This is so damn cool. It’s… it’s cool as a cucumber. 8]
[Seriously though, if anyone reading this is sapiosexual or knows a lot about sapiosexuality and is willing to talk to me about it, I’d be much obliged if you’d press up against my ask box.]